younggreedy

So I got this baby.

He’s very cute

And chubbyish

And he’s not sure how old he is

He gets cats and pillows mixed up

Look at that belly! He’s his dad’s son, alright.

I vastly prefer bathing him to bathing myself.

He sometimes has cool hair

Sometimes he looks stupid

Sometimes, really stupid

Sometimes I play with his face

It’s very rubbery and soft

And I like to make his ears stick out. They’re tiny and paper-thin

Sometimes I think he’s judging me

Sometimes he dresses like a pumpking on halloween

Did I mention he’s cute?

After a long day

He’s cute when he sleeps, too.